tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18723101938311420782024-02-20T18:27:19.414-08:00I drank what?Life Through The Eyes Of Someone Who Is Obviously Crazy....TGhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17038337590175548064noreply@blogger.comBlogger54125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1872310193831142078.post-50721221462370656572012-01-30T11:29:00.000-08:002012-01-30T11:30:11.724-08:00I am MovingThanks everyone for visiting my site <a href="http://truegroover.blogspot.com">truegroover.blogspot.com</a>,(I drank What?) I am currently moving this site to a new one called <a href="http://whiskeybitches.com">Whiskeybitches.com</a> so come on over and enjoy my new site with more stoopid drunkin stuff..ThanksTGhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17038337590175548064noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1872310193831142078.post-85389244107163187212011-08-10T22:54:00.001-07:002011-08-10T23:00:50.905-07:00Another night at Pagosa bar.<div><p>The things that you see when you just wanna have a beer.</p>
<br/><img src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhL7VlGXgBiLXCaBl6Pv2dMYweeLSpPzABLQUKfusvYcp3m7-bK789AY6s8vlIDVVEPI6PjGXbC1H_uUnE6G8uFzJUSaehDr8pq6ANiFRz9sBRpzpDQ58pvqJ98SfVcDCunvKBObpaoOLM/' /></div>TGhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17038337590175548064noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1872310193831142078.post-45797716581208668732010-03-20T19:37:00.001-07:002010-03-20T19:37:09.191-07:00The North and South<div style="text-align: center;">The North and South</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">The North has Bloomingdale's, the South has Dollar General.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">The North has coffee houses, the South has Waffle Houses.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">The North has dating services, the South has family reunions.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">The North has switchblade knives; the South has Lee Press-on Nails.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">The North has double last names; the South has double first names.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">The North has Indy car races; The South has stock car races.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">North has Cream of Wheat, the South has grits.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">The North has green salads, the South has collard greens.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">The North has lobsters, the South has craw fish.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">The North has the rust belt; the South has the Bible Belt.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">FOR NORTHERNERS MOVING SOUTH . . .</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">In the South: --If you run your car into a ditch, don't panic. Four men in a four-wheel drive pickup truck with a tow chain will be along shortly. Don't try to help them, just stay out of their way. This is what they live for.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">Don't be surprised to find movie rentals and bait in the same store.... do not buy food at this store.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">Remember, "Y'all" is singular, "all y'all" is plural, and "all y'all's" is plural possessive</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">Get used to hearing "You ain't from round here, are ya?"</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">Save all manner of bacon grease. You will be instructed later on how to use it.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">Don't be worried at not understanding what people are saying. They can't understand you either. The first Southern statement to creep into a transplanted Northerner's vocabulary is the adjective "big'ol," truck or "big'ol" boy. Most Northerners begin their Southern-influenced dialect this way. All of them are in denial about it.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">The proper pronunciation you learned in school is no longer proper.!</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">Be advised that "He needed killin." is a valid defense here.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">If you hear a Southerner exclaim, "Hey, y'all watch this," you should stay out of the way. These are likely to be the last words he'll ever say.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">If there is the prediction of the slightest chance of even the smallest accumulation of snow, your presence is required at the local grocery store. It doesn't matter whether you need anything or not. You just have to go there.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">Do not be surprised to find that 10-year olds own their own shotguns, they are proficient marksmen, and their mammas taught them how to aim.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">In the South, we have found that the best way to grow a lush green lawn is to pour gravel on it and call it a driveway.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">AND REMEMBER: If you do settle in the South and bear children, don't think we will accept them as Southerners. After all, if the cat had kittens in the oven, we wouldn't call 'em biscuits. </div>TGhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17038337590175548064noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1872310193831142078.post-55906802012073328602010-03-20T19:17:00.000-07:002010-03-20T19:18:38.311-07:00Why Condoms Come In Boxes Of 3, 6, And 12A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son.<br />
They happen to walk by the condom display, and the<br />
Boy asks, 'What are these, Dad?'<br />
To which the man matter-of-factly replies, 'Those are called condoms, son.<br />
Men use them to have safe sex.''<br />
Oh I see,' replied the boy.' Yes, I've heard of that in health class at school.'<br />
He looks over the display and picks up a Package of 3 and asks, 'Why are there 3 in this package?'<br />
The dad replies,<br />
'Those are for high schoolboys, one for Friday, one for Saturday, and one For Sunday.<br />
'Cool' says the boy. He notices a 6 pack and asks,<br />
'Then who are these for?'<br />
Those are for college men,' the dad answers,<br />
'TWO for Friday, TWO for Saturday and TWO for Sunday.'<br />
'WOW!' exclaimed the boy, 'then who uses THESE?' he asks, picking up a 12 Pack.<br />
With a sigh and a tear in his eye, the dad replied,<br />
'Those are for Married men. One for January, one for February, one for March........'TGhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17038337590175548064noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1872310193831142078.post-61170149376005765382010-03-19T21:29:00.000-07:002010-03-19T21:29:59.468-07:00What's the World's Best Cheese? Verdict Is In - AOL News<a href="http://www.aolnews.com/world/article/whats-the-worlds-best-cheese-verdict-is-in/19406183?sms_ss=blogger">What's the World's Best Cheese? Verdict Is In - AOL News</a>TGhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17038337590175548064noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1872310193831142078.post-59578219428193237562010-01-28T06:00:00.000-08:002010-02-07T01:07:35.795-08:00I Miss the A Team.Enjoy more tasty Maneggs at <a href="http://maneggs.com/">maneggs.com</a><br />
<div class="separator" style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none; clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://maneggs.com/2009/07/27/a-team/" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img alt="a_team.jpg" height="400" src="http://maneggs.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/a_team.jpg" width="370" /></a></div>TGhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17038337590175548064noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1872310193831142078.post-40869544983151211342010-01-27T12:31:00.000-08:002010-02-07T01:14:48.116-08:00WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD???WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD???<br />
<br />
Plato: For the greater good.<br />
<br />
Aristotle: To fulfill its nature on the other side.<br />
<br />
Karl Marx: It was a historical inevitability.<br />
<br />
Machiavelli: So that its subjects will view it with admiration, as a<br />
chicken which has the daring and courage to boldly cross the road,<br />
but also with fear, for whom among them has the strength to contend<br />
with such a paragon of avian virtue? In such a manner is the princely <br />
chicken's dominion maintained.<br />
<br />
Hippocrates: Because of an excess of light pink gooey stuff in its<br />
pancreas. <a href="http://truegroover.blogspot.com/2010/01/why-did-chicken-cross-road.html">More>>></a><br />
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Jacques Derrida: Any number of contending discourses may be discovered<br />
within the act of the chicken crossing the road, and each<br />
interpretation is equally valid as the authorial intent can never be <br />
discerned, because structuralism is DEAD, DAMMIT, DEAD!<br />
<br />
Thomas de Torquemada: Give me ten minutes with the chicken and I'll <br />
find out.<br />
<br />
Timothy Leary: Because that's the only kind of trip the Establishment<br />
would let it take.<br />
<br />
Douglas Adams: Forty-two.<br />
<br />
Nietzsche: Because if you gaze too long across the Road, the Road <br />
gazes also across you.<br />
<br />
Oliver North: National Security was at stake.<br />
<br />
B.F. Skinner: Because the external influences which had pervaded its<br />
sensorium from birth had caused it to develop in such a fashion that <br />
it would tend to cross roads, even while believing these actions to be <br />
of its own free will.<br />
<br />
Carl Jung: The confluence of events in the cultural gestalt <br />
necessitated that individual chickens cross roads at this historical <br />
juncture, and therefore synchronicitously brought such occurrences <br />
into being.<br />
<br />
Jean-Paul Sartre: In order to act in good faith and be true to <br />
itself, the chicken found it necessary to cross the road.<br />
<br />
Ludwig Wittgenstein: The possibility of "crossing" was encoded into <br />
the objects "chicken" and "road", and circumstances came into being <br />
which<br />
caused the actualization of this potential occurrence.<br />
<br />
Albert Einstein: Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road<br />
crossed the chicken depends upon your frame of reference.<br />
<br />
Aristotle: To actualize its potential.<br />
<br />
Buddha: If you ask this question, you deny your own chicken-nature.<br />
<br />
Howard Cosell: It may very well have been one of the most astonishing<br />
events to grace the annals of history. An historic, unprecedented<br />
avian biped with the temerity to attempt such an herculean achievement <br />
formerly relegated to homo sapien pedestrians is truly a remarkable <br />
occurence.<br />
<br />
Salvador Dali: The Fish.<br />
<br />
Darwin: It was the logical next step after coming down from the <br />
trees.<br />
<br />
Emily Dickinson: Because it could not stop for death.<br />
<br />
Epicurus: For fun.<br />
<br />
Ralph Waldo Emerson: It didn't cross the road; it transcended it.<br />
<br />
Johann Wolfgang von Goethe: The eternal hen-principle made it do it.<br />
<br />
Ernest Hemingway: To die. In the rain.<br />
<br />
Werner Heisenberg: We are not sure which side of the road the chicken<br />
was on, but it was moving very fast.<br />
<br />
David Hume: Out of custom and habit.<br />
<br />
Saddam Hussein: This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were<br />
quite justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it.<br />
<br />
Jack Nicholson: 'Cause it (censored) wanted to. That's the <br />
(censored) reason.<br />
<br />
Pyrrho the Skeptic: What road?<br />
<br />
Ronald Reagan: Well,...................<br />
<br />
John Sununu: The Air Force was only too happy to provide the<br />
transportation, so quite understandably the chicken availed himself<br />
of the opportunity.<br />
<br />
The Sphinx: You tell me.<br />
<br />
Henry David Thoreau: To live deliberately ... and suck all the marrow<br />
out of life.<br />
<br />
Mark Twain: The news of its crossing has been greatly exaggerated.<br />
<br />
Mishima: For the beauty of it. The chicken's extension of its <br />
sinuous legs sent shivers of a dark despair into the souls not only of <br />
the silently watching hens but also the roosters, who felt a sudden<br />
sexual desire for their exquisite comrade. The dark courage of the<br />
chicken was as beautiful as drops of dew upon jade at midnight, struck <br />
by a partial moon, its light filtered through clouds. One of the <br />
deeply aroused roosters could stand the intensity of the moment no <br />
more and bit off the head of the beautiful, courageous chicken-hero, <br />
whose wine blood was deliciously drunken by the road, and he died.<br />
<br />
Johnny Cochran: The chicken didn't cross the road. Some <br />
chicken-hating, genocidal, lying public official moved the road right <br />
under the chicken's feet while he was practicing his golf swing and <br />
thinking about his family.<br />
<br />
Camus: The chicken's mother had just died. But this did not really<br />
upset him, as any number of witnesses can attest. In fact, he<br />
crossed just because the sun got in his eyes.<br />
<br />
John Sununu (again): I would argue that the chicken never crossed the<br />
road at all. That it is a story concocted by the Clinton <br />
Administration to distract attention from their failed agriculture<br />
policy. Where is the evidence that the chicken crossed the road? <br />
Where, Michael?<br />
<br />
Michael Kinsley: Oh, John, come on! Everybody knows the chicken <br />
crossed the road. What evidence do you need? It's obvious that the <br />
chicken crossed the road. Your whole argument is just a smoke and <br />
mirror tactic to distract us from the fact that most chickens polled <br />
now back the Democratic Party. You ought to be ashamed of yourself,<br />
John.<br />
<br />
Siskel: I don't know why it crossed the road, but I loved it. Thumbs<br />
up!<br />
<br />
Ebert: I disagree. The whole thing left the audience wondering; the<br />
chicken's crossing the road was never clearly explained and the <br />
chicken didn't emote very well. It couldn't even speak English!<br />
Thumbs down.<br />
<br />
Michael Kinsley: But you both agree it did cross the road, right? <br />
See, John. I'm right as usual.TGhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17038337590175548064noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1872310193831142078.post-51687181507249059312010-01-24T21:30:00.001-08:002010-01-24T21:32:05.500-08:00Just one of those nights<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhCh62_6t-SYd2f8gXMmjFCVnyE4ty4_WV3n2zjEpESmZGYzcVtU6hmAq3GzOKnqt5AhwzhxWiHGLR2SIaL_l439W8CPE8QAfLRmLdwDw-UOdNaook3XsWl55Cajm8u2CX3-pF_pDah4Rg/s1600-h/n506963904_485263_7201.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhCh62_6t-SYd2f8gXMmjFCVnyE4ty4_WV3n2zjEpESmZGYzcVtU6hmAq3GzOKnqt5AhwzhxWiHGLR2SIaL_l439W8CPE8QAfLRmLdwDw-UOdNaook3XsWl55Cajm8u2CX3-pF_pDah4Rg/s320/n506963904_485263_7201.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5430545833834373666" /></a><br />When you spend $90 on Long Island Ice Tea's you might find yourself doing this....TGhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17038337590175548064noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1872310193831142078.post-87754670369037626122010-01-24T21:06:00.000-08:002010-01-24T21:06:27.042-08:00"THE BEST Put Down LINE EVER""THE BEST Put Down LINE EVER"<br />For those that don't know him, Major General Peter Cosgrove is an 'Australian treasure!' <br /> <br /> General Cosgrove was interviewed on the radio recently. You'll love his reply to the lady who interviewed him concerning guns and children. <br />Regardless of how you feel about gun laws you gotta love this! This is one of the best comeback lines of all time.<br />It is a portion of an ABC interview between a female broadcaster and General Cosgrove who was about to sponsor a Boy Scout Troop visiting his military headquarters.<br /> <br /> <br /> <br />FEMALE INTERVIEWER:So, General Cosgrove, what things are you going to teach these young boys when they visit your base?<br />GENERAL COSGROVE:<br />We're going to teach them climbing, canoeing, archery and shooting.<br /> <br /><br /> FEMALE INTERVIEWER: <br />Shooting! That's a bit irresponsible, isn't it?<br />GENERAL COSGROVE:<br />I don't see why, they'll be properly supervised on the rifle range.<br /> <br /> <br /> FEMALE INTERVIEWER:<br />Don't you admit that this is a terribly dangerous activity to be teaching children?<br />GENERAL COSGROVE:<br />I don't see how. We will be teaching them proper rifle discipline before they even touch a firearm.<br /> <br /> <br /> FEMALE INTERVIEWER:<br />But you're equipping them to become violent killers.<br />GENERAL COSGROVE:<br />Well, Ma'am, you're equipped to be a prostitute, but you're not one, are you?<br />The radio went silent and the interview ended."TGhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17038337590175548064noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1872310193831142078.post-10235733035480536542010-01-24T20:51:00.000-08:002010-01-24T20:51:07.862-08:00Jr. Ringer T-Shirt > Truegroover : Good Music No Attitude...Well maybe a little.<a href="http://www.cafepress.com/truegroover.27470970">Jr. Ringer T-Shirt > Truegroover : Good Music No Attitude...Well maybe a little.</a>TGhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17038337590175548064noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1872310193831142078.post-60601539184311451752010-01-10T22:08:00.000-08:002010-01-10T22:10:28.274-08:00wsj<script src="http://www.gmodules.com/ig/ifr?url=http://hosting.gmodules.com/ig/gadgets/file/100674619146546250953/wsj.xml&up_entries=5&up_refresh=0&synd=open&w=320&h=300&title=The+Wall+Street+Journal&border=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.gmodules.com%2Fig%2Fimages%2F&output=js"></script>TGhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17038337590175548064noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1872310193831142078.post-33427146767831418352009-12-16T08:50:00.000-08:002009-12-16T08:53:22.682-08:00I gots Nothin'<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiGNH127ZcTTZiQttqUPTdRShSX0oW8gQJZ1stSHG5Vubq7EdvyUroYefL697ZwbLhjNAuZaxFikxgvpes0qgvAZPe7gNBqoOXzgSXxWg5LAsEB-GzjJRb49808HaqKtHXfGBO-StG6BUA/s1600-h/untitled.bmp"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiGNH127ZcTTZiQttqUPTdRShSX0oW8gQJZ1stSHG5Vubq7EdvyUroYefL697ZwbLhjNAuZaxFikxgvpes0qgvAZPe7gNBqoOXzgSXxWg5LAsEB-GzjJRb49808HaqKtHXfGBO-StG6BUA/s320/untitled.bmp" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5415877858252158642" /></a>TGhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17038337590175548064noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1872310193831142078.post-70310391399227189512009-03-17T09:56:00.000-07:002009-03-17T10:00:48.423-07:00Happy St Patricks day All<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/zMy-5J0OHT4&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/zMy-5J0OHT4&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>TGhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17038337590175548064noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1872310193831142078.post-28817029412085110442009-01-19T11:27:00.000-08:002009-01-19T11:30:07.741-08:00Awesome table<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/OKE8rCYLh00&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/OKE8rCYLh00&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br />I want one of these. Don't know where I would put it but I want one.TGhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17038337590175548064noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1872310193831142078.post-18094813991237375042008-12-28T10:41:00.000-08:002008-12-28T10:46:28.608-08:00Manley Bonding<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjSEwEqzFr6lwv1hH0e_ukpwTPvFmW-eAIQCANG5Z2b2k_UFcYq0xrlzrYLRi_nasR2ObWJ3kwQXVoeFfhSqWwjXx_-ZBiRIJMKJIdQD2IabHPq8m1hv2V12p1gIeT_SYZ51dOXB975mXU/s1600-h/age+12.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 230px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjSEwEqzFr6lwv1hH0e_ukpwTPvFmW-eAIQCANG5Z2b2k_UFcYq0xrlzrYLRi_nasR2ObWJ3kwQXVoeFfhSqWwjXx_-ZBiRIJMKJIdQD2IabHPq8m1hv2V12p1gIeT_SYZ51dOXB975mXU/s320/age+12.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5284913388833263650" border="0" /></a>TGhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17038337590175548064noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1872310193831142078.post-38538682463421725452008-01-17T12:53:00.000-08:002008-01-17T13:12:20.717-08:00PTSB2KWell I finally pulled myself away from the most addicting game I have ever played on the computer. I do have to warn you though, that clicking on the link below you are entering a site that will; eat away at your free time, drag your office productivity down, make you forget to shower, make you swerve into oncoming traffic if played in the car, and generally give up on <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0">society</span> as a whole. Good luck, Have fun, and seek help if need be.<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.zimm-co.com/PressTheSpaceBar/pressthespacebar2000.html"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;font-size:180%;" >PTSB2K</span></a><br /></div>TGhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17038337590175548064noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1872310193831142078.post-43255235615246947782008-01-16T22:08:00.000-08:002008-01-16T22:18:32.261-08:00So Freakin' Funny<object height="355" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/EJJL5dxgVaM&rel=1"><param name="wmode" value="transparent"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/EJJL5dxgVaM&rel=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" height="355" width="425"></embed></object><br /><br />This was so funny that I had to change my drawers.<br />I think I watched this a thousand times, I just can't <br />get enough. For some weird reason I find the nerdy girl <br />kinda hot, I don't know.TGhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17038337590175548064noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1872310193831142078.post-72114352372235019172008-01-13T08:59:00.001-08:002008-01-14T07:52:30.892-08:00Learn Chinese in 5 minutes<div><b><span style="color: rgb(128, 0, 255);font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:180%;" ><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(128, 0, 255);font-size:16;" >L</span></span></b><b><span style=";font-size:180%;color:black;" ><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:16;color:black;" >earn Chinese in 5 minutes</span></span></b><b><span style=";font-size:180%;color:blue;" ><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:16;color:blue;" > </span></span></b><b><span style=";font-size:180%;color:black;" ><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:16;color:black;" >(You MUST read them aloud) </span></span></b></div> <div> <div> <div class="MsoNormal"><span style=";font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;" ><span style="font-size:12;"></span></span> </div></div></div> <table class="MsoNormalTable" border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0"><tbody><tr> <td style="padding: 0in; width: 300pt;" valign="top" width="500"> <div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;" align="center"><b><u><span style=";font-family:Rockwell;font-size:180%;color:black;" ><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:Rockwell;font-size:16;color:black;" >English</span></span></u></b><b><u><span style=";font-family:Verdana;font-size:180%;" ><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:Verdana;font-size:18;" > </span></span></u></b><span style=";font-family:Verdana;font-size:85%;" ><span style=";font-family:Verdana;font-size:10;" ></span></span></div></td> <td style="padding: 0in; width: 175.5pt;" valign="top" width="293"> <div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;" align="center"><b><u><span style=";font-family:Bookman Old Style;font-size:180%;color:black;" ><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:'Bookman Old Style';font-size:16;color:black;" >Chinese</span></span></u></b><span style=";font-family:Tahoma;font-size:180%;color:black;" ><span style=";font-family:Tahoma;font-size:18;color:black;" > </span></span><span style=";font-family:Verdana;font-size:85%;" ><span style=";font-family:Verdana;font-size:10;" ></span></span></div></td></tr> <tr> <td style="padding: 0in; width: 300pt;" valign="top" width="500"> <div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;" align="center"><span style=";font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:180%;color:black;" ><span style=";font-size:16;color:black;" >That's not right </span></span><span style=";font-family:Verdana;font-size:85%;" ><span style=";font-family:Verdana;font-size:10;" ></span></span></div></td> <td style="padding: 0in; width: 175.5pt;" valign="top" width="293"> <div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;" align="center"><span style=";font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:180%;color:black;" ><span style=";font-size:16;color:black;" >Sum Ting Wong </span></span><span style=";font-family:Verdana;font-size:85%;" ><span style=";font-family:Verdana;font-size:10;" ></span></span></div></td></tr> <tr> <td style="padding: 0in; width: 300pt;" valign="top" width="500"> <div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;" align="center"><span style=";font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:180%;color:black;" ><span style=";font-size:16;color:black;" >Are you harboring a fugitive? </span></span><span style=";font-family:Verdana;font-size:85%;" ><span style=";font-family:Verdana;font-size:10;" ></span></span></div></td> <td style="padding: 0in; width: 175.5pt;" valign="top" width="293"> <div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;" align="center"><span style=";font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:180%;color:black;" ><span style=";font-size:16;color:black;" >Hu Yu Hai Ding </span></span><span style=";font-family:Verdana;font-size:85%;" ><span style=";font-family:Verdana;font-size:10;" ></span></span></div></td></tr> <tr> <td style="padding: 0in; width: 300pt;" valign="top" width="500"> <div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;" align="center"><span style=";font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:180%;color:black;" ><span style=";font-size:16;color:black;" >See me ASAP </span></span><span style=";font-family:Verdana;font-size:85%;" ><span style=";font-family:Verdana;font-size:10;" ></span></span></div></td> <td style="padding: 0in; width: 175.5pt;" valign="top" width="293"> <div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;" align="center"><span style=";font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:180%;color:black;" ><span style=";font-size:16;color:black;" >Kum Hia Nao </span></span><span style=";font-family:Verdana;font-size:85%;" ><span style=";font-family:Verdana;font-size:10;" ></span></span></div></td></tr> <tr> <td style="padding: 0in; width: 300pt;" valign="top" width="500"> <div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;" align="center"><span style=";font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:180%;color:black;" ><span style=";font-size:16;color:black;" >Stupid Man </span></span><span style=";font-family:Verdana;font-size:85%;" ><span style=";font-family:Verdana;font-size:10;" ></span></span></div></td> <td style="padding: 0in; width: 175.5pt;" valign="top" width="293"> <div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;" align="center"><span style=";font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:180%;color:black;" ><span style=";font-size:16;color:black;" >Dum Fuk</span></span><span style=";font-family:Tahoma;font-size:180%;color:black;" ><span style=";font-family:Tahoma;font-size:16;color:black;" > </span></span><span style=";font-family:Verdana;font-size:85%;" ><span style=";font-family:Verdana;font-size:10;" ></span></span></div></td></tr> <tr> <td style="padding: 0in; width: 300pt;" valign="top" width="500"> <div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;" align="center"><span style=";font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:180%;color:black;" ><span style=";font-size:16;color:black;" >Small Horse </span></span><span style=";font-family:Verdana;font-size:85%;" ><span style=";font-family:Verdana;font-size:10;" ></span></span></div></td> <td style="padding: 0in; width: 175.5pt;" valign="top" width="293"> <div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;" align="center"><span style=";font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:180%;color:black;" ><span style=";font-size:16;color:black;" >Tai Ni Po Ni </span></span><span style=";font-family:Verdana;font-size:85%;" ><span style=";font-family:Verdana;font-size:10;" ></span></span></div></td></tr> <tr> <td style="padding: 0in; width: 300pt;" valign="top" width="500"> <div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;" align="center"><span style=";font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:180%;color:black;" ><span style=";font-size:16;color:black;" >Did you go to the beach? </span></span><span style=";font-family:Verdana;font-size:85%;" ><span style=";font-family:Verdana;font-size:10;" ></span></span></div></td> <td style="padding: 0in; width: 175.5pt;" valign="top" width="293"> <div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;" align="center"><span style=";font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:180%;color:black;" ><span style=";font-size:16;color:black;" >Wai Yu So Tan </span></span><span style=";font-family:Verdana;font-size:85%;" ><span style=";font-family:Verdana;font-size:10;" ></span></span></div></td></tr> <tr> <td style="padding: 0in; width: 300pt;" valign="top" width="500"> <div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;" align="center"><span style=";font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:180%;color:black;" ><span style=";font-size:16;color:black;" >I bumped into a coffee table </span></span><span style=";font-family:Verdana;font-size:85%;" ><span style=";font-family:Verdana;font-size:10;" ></span></span></div></td> <td style="padding: 0in; width: 175.5pt;" valign="top" width="293"> <div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;" align="center"><span style=";font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:180%;color:black;" ><span style=";font-size:16;color:black;" >Ai Bang Mai Fu Kin Ni </span></span><span style=";font-family:Verdana;font-size:85%;" ><span style=";font-family:Verdana;font-size:10;" ></span></span></div></td></tr> <tr> <td style="padding: 0in; width: 300pt;" valign="top" width="500"> <div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;" align="center"><span style=";font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:180%;color:black;" ><span style=";font-size:16;color:black;" >I think you need a face lift </span></span><span style=";font-family:Verdana;font-size:85%;" ><span style=";font-family:Verdana;font-size:10;" ></span></span></div></td> <td style="padding: 0in; width: 175.5pt;" valign="top" width="293"> <div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;" align="center"><span style=";font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:180%;color:black;" ><span style=";font-size:16;color:black;" >Chin Tu Fat </span></span><span style=";font-family:Verdana;font-size:85%;" ><span style=";font-family:Verdana;font-size:10;" ></span></span></div></td></tr> <tr> <td style="padding: 0in; width: 300pt;" valign="top" width="500"> <div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;" align="center"><span style=";font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:180%;color:black;" ><span style=";font-family:'Times New Roman';font-size:16;color:black;" >It's very dark in here </span></span><span style=";font-family:Verdana;font-size:85%;" ><span style=";font-family:Verdana;font-size:10;" ></span></span></div></td> <td style="padding: 0in; width: 175.5pt;" valign="top" width="293"> <div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;" align="center"><span style=";font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:180%;color:black;" ><span style=";font-size:16;color:black;" >Wai So Dim </span></span><span style=";font-family:Verdana;font-size:85%;" ><span style=";font-family:Verdana;font-size:10;" ></span></span></div></td></tr> <tr> <td style="padding: 0in; width: 300pt;" valign="top" width="500"> <div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;" align="center"><span style=";font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:180%;color:black;" ><span style=";font-size:16;color:black;" >This is a tow away zone </span></span><span style=";font-family:Verdana;font-size:85%;" ><span style=";font-family:Verdana;font-size:10;" ></span></span></div></td> <td style="padding: 0in; width: 175.5pt;" valign="top" width="293"> <div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;" align="center"><span style=";font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:180%;color:black;" ><span style=";font-size:16;color:black;" >No Pah King </span></span><span style=";font-family:Verdana;font-size:85%;" ><span style=";font-family:Verdana;font-size:10;" ></span></span></div></td></tr> <tr> <td style="padding: 0in; width: 300pt;" valign="top" width="500"> <div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;" align="center"><span style=";font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:180%;color:black;" ><span style=";font-size:16;color:black;" >Our meeting is scheduled for next week </span></span><span style=";font-family:Verdana;font-size:85%;" ><span style=";font-family:Verdana;font-size:10;" ></span></span></div></td> <td style="padding: 0in; width: 175.5pt;" valign="top" width="293"> <div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;" align="center"><span style=";font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:180%;color:black;" ><span style=";font-size:16;color:black;" >Wai Yu Kum Nao </span></span><span style=";font-family:Verdana;font-size:85%;" ><span style=";font-family:Verdana;font-size:10;" ></span></span></div></td></tr> <tr> <td style="padding: 0in; width: 300pt;" valign="top" width="500"> <div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;" align="center"><span style=";font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:180%;color:black;" ><span style=";font-size:16;color:black;" >Staying out of sight </span></span><span style=";font-family:Verdana;font-size:85%;" ><span style=";font-family:Verdana;font-size:10;" ></span></span></div></td> <td style="padding: 0in; width: 175.5pt;" valign="top" width="293"> <div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;" align="center"><span style=";font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:180%;color:black;" ><span style=";font-size:16;color:black;" >Lei Ying Lo </span></span><span style=";font-family:Verdana;font-size:85%;" ><span style=";font-family:Verdana;font-size:10;" ></span></span></div></td></tr> <tr> <td style="padding: 0in; width: 300pt;" valign="top" width="500"> <div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;" align="center"><span style=";font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:180%;color:black;" ><span style=";font-size:16;color:black;" >He's cleaning his automobile </span></span><span style=";font-family:Verdana;font-size:85%;" ><span style=";font-family:Verdana;font-size:10;" ></span></span></div></td> <td style="padding: 0in; width: 175.5pt;" valign="top" width="293"> <div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;" align="center"><span style=";font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:180%;color:black;" ><span style=";font-size:16;color:black;" >Wa Shing Ka </span></span><span style=";font-family:Verdana;font-size:85%;" ><span style=";font-family:Verdana;font-size:10;" ></span></span></div></td></tr> <tr> <td style="padding: 0in; width: 300pt;" valign="top" width="500"> <div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;" align="center"><span style=";font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:180%;color:black;" ><span style=";font-size:16;color:black;" >Your body odor is offensive </span></span><span style=";font-family:Verdana;font-size:85%;" ><span style=";font-family:Verdana;font-size:10;" ></span></span></div></td> <td style="padding: 0in; width: 175.5pt;" valign="top" width="293"> <div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;" align="center"><span style=";font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:180%;color:black;" ><span style=";font-size:16;color:black;" >Yu Stin Ki Pu </span></span><span style=";font-family:Verdana;font-size:85%;" ><span style=";font-family:Verdana;font-size:10;" ></span></span></div></td></tr> <tr> <td style="padding: 0in; width: 300pt;" valign="top" width="500"> <div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;" align="center"><span style=";font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:180%;color:black;" ><span style=";font-size:16;color:black;" >Great</span></span><span style=";font-family:Tahoma;font-size:180%;color:black;" ><span style=";font-family:Tahoma;font-size:16;color:black;" > </span></span><span style=";font-family:Verdana;font-size:85%;" ><span style=";font-family:Verdana;font-size:10;" ></span></span></div></td> <td style="padding: 0in; width: 175.5pt;" valign="top" width="293"> <div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;" align="center"><span style=";font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:180%;color:black;" ><span style=";font-size:16;color:black;" >Fa Kin Su Pa<br /><br /><br /></span></span></div></td></tr></tbody></table>TGhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17038337590175548064noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1872310193831142078.post-42693963932970093452007-09-23T14:25:00.000-07:002007-09-23T14:35:23.513-07:00Special Funny Female Medicines<h1>Special Funny Female Medicines</h1><br /><br /><strong>Author: <a title="akhilesh" href="http://www.articlesbase.com/authors/akhilesh/31726.htm"><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0">akhilesh</span></a></strong><br /><br /><br /><p>This article presents very funny female medicines.These funny female medicines are as follows:<br /><br /><br /><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_1">Dami</span> Toll<br />Take 2 and the rest of the world can go to hell for up to 6 hours.<br /><br />St. Mom’s Kort<br />It is a Plant extract that treats mom’s depression by making <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_2">pre</span> <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_3">Schoolers</span> unconscious for up to 2 hours.<br /><br />Empty <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_4">Gestrogen</span><br />Highly effective suppository that eliminates melancholy by enhancing the memory of how awful they were as teenagers and how you <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_5">couldn</span>’t wait till they moved out.<br /><br /><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_6">Pepto</span> <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_7">Simbo</span><br />Liquid silicone for single women. It increases breast size, decreases intelligence, and improves flirting.<br /><br /><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_8">Dumerol</span><br />When taken with <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_9">Pepto</span> <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_10">Simbo</span>, it can cause low IQ causing enjoyment of music.<br /><br /><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_11">Flipitork</span><br />Increases life expectancy of commuters by controlling road rage and flipping off other drivers.<br /><br />Anti <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_12">Boytiks</span><br />It is highly effective in improving grades, freeing up phone lines, and reducing money spent on make-up.<br /><br /><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_13">Meni</span>-<span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_14">Cillin</span><br />It is Potent <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_15">antiboyotic</span> for older women. Increases resistance to such lines as, “You make me want to be a better person… can we get naked now?”<br /><br /><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_16">Vuyagra</span><br />It is a <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_17">Injectable</span> stimulant. It is generally taken before shopping. It Increases duration of spending spree and potency.<br /><br /><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_18">BuyOne</span> all<br />When combined with <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_19">Vuyagra</span>, can cause an indiscriminate buying frenzy so severe the victim may even come home with a Donny Osmond CD or an Anna Nicole Smith exercise video.<br /><br />Jack Aspirin<br />It Relieves headache caused by a man who can’t remember your birthday, anniversary or phone number or something important.<br /><br />Article from :<br /><br /><br /><b><a href="http://www.funnyjunkz.com/">Optical Illusions</a></b><br /></p><p>Article Source: <a href="http://www.articlesbase.com/humor-articles/special-funny-female-medicines-208834.html">http://www.articlesbase.com/humor-articles/special-funny-female-medicines-208834.html</a></p><br /><br /><strong>About the Author:</strong><br /><br /><p><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_20">Akhilesh</span> <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_21">kumar</span><br /><br />admin of <b><a href="http://www.funnyjunkz.com/"><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_22">FunnyJunk</span></a></b></p>TGhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17038337590175548064noreply@blogger.com8tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1872310193831142078.post-38320235073871396692007-09-20T19:41:00.000-07:002007-09-20T19:56:10.528-07:00Sugar Frosted Goodness!: Dont play with your food!<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgM-Qhu5_N_TTg1VXgjeu82V0FzSjtPbTpFNoGaThAj490FKanVxvRy0-AQ1WpQZSNVUTDCJ4E02NPjZk6I1VqN1fNL9wlgCVTxGqxPaBK4wuWIX6hFE5qH78ebV5ce9JMyGhxej5T_1sg/s1600-h/kidinEGGS.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5112482610792547394" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgM-Qhu5_N_TTg1VXgjeu82V0FzSjtPbTpFNoGaThAj490FKanVxvRy0-AQ1WpQZSNVUTDCJ4E02NPjZk6I1VqN1fNL9wlgCVTxGqxPaBK4wuWIX6hFE5qH78ebV5ce9JMyGhxej5T_1sg/s320/kidinEGGS.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><div align="center"><a href="http://sugarfrostedgoodness.blogspot.com/2007/09/dont-play-with-your-food.html#links">Sugar Frosted Goodness!: Dont play with your food!</a></div><div align="center">Josh Hoye</div><div align="center">I found this great site called <a href="http://sugarfrostedgoodness.com/">Sugar Frosted Goodness! </a>that I wanted to share with </div><div align="center">all of you. Browse around this site and check out some </div><div align="center">great art, like this one by artist Josh Hoye.</div><div align="center"></div>TGhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17038337590175548064noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1872310193831142078.post-20587578483184829572007-09-19T22:30:00.000-07:002007-09-19T22:35:18.907-07:00Magic Crystal BallI think that you will love this one. It blew my mind, knida freaky, a little dark forces working here, or maybe just a little math....Check it Out :<span style="font-size:180%;"><a href="http://www.mysticalball.com/">Magic Crystal Ball</a></span>TGhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17038337590175548064noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1872310193831142078.post-67209675119020711332007-09-06T22:41:00.000-07:002007-09-06T22:43:12.764-07:00Can you read this?<div align="center"><span style="font-size:180%;">Can you read this? </span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-size:180%;">Olny srmat poelpe can.</span></div><br />I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! Just a quick reminder of how smart you really are!<br /><br />I stole this from some website.......Sorry, I was drinking.TGhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17038337590175548064noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1872310193831142078.post-50692206189614350062007-09-06T22:22:00.000-07:002007-09-06T22:26:20.706-07:00CONSIDER THIS!!<div align="center">NOW I KNOW YOU CAN ALL APPRECIATE THIS ONE! For those of you who are sick to death of getting emails that tell you toforward to at least X number of people in the next 15 minutes so that wonderful things and miracles will happen if you do and there will be consequences if you don't, then you will enjoy this. </div><div align="center"><a href="http://info.org.il/irrelevant/may02-smilepop-soapbox4.swf"><strong><span style="font-size:180%;">Click Here</span></strong></a> </div><div align="center"> </div><div align="center">(Thanks Rachel B for sending more worthless crap. Keep up the good work.)</div>TGhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17038337590175548064noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1872310193831142078.post-22026712025981741042007-09-06T22:14:00.000-07:002007-09-06T22:28:41.397-07:00Beer contains female hormones<div align="left"><span style="font-size:180%;"><strong>Beer contains female hormones</strong></span><br /><br />Last month, National University of Lesotho scientists released theresults of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of femalehormones in beer. Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption. The theory is that beer contains female hormones (hopscontain phytoestrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women.</div><div align="left">To test the theory, 100 men drank 8 pints of beer each within a 1 hour period. It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects: </div><div align="left">1) Argued over nothing. </div><div align="left">2) Refused to apologize, when obviously wrong. </div><div align="left">3) Gained weight. </div><div align="left">4) Talked excessively without making sense. </div><div align="left">5) Became overly emotional. </div><div align="left">6) Couldn't drive. </div><div align="left">7) Failed to think rationally. </div><div align="left">8) Had to sit down while urinating. </div><div align="center">No further testing was considered necessary. </div>TGhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17038337590175548064noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1872310193831142078.post-49554046628811604682007-09-06T16:10:00.000-07:002007-09-06T16:18:42.255-07:00Technorati is borked right now<div align="center"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjFYGteYUU1fmshqgCl1D0hCRhm3yNHqUOYnOIidAxbWrXwQ4_UB9bXPIkZHbfX6vvA_BBF_qz8U8_Uq6Hk4a5OFzrhOeRKlR6dtWtlVleUDcRWcD8DzxB48RA-VFDSREv0nVE7oDOqED4/s1600-h/tn-logo.gif"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5107233067679877554" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjFYGteYUU1fmshqgCl1D0hCRhm3yNHqUOYnOIidAxbWrXwQ4_UB9bXPIkZHbfX6vvA_BBF_qz8U8_Uq6Hk4a5OFzrhOeRKlR6dtWtlVleUDcRWcD8DzxB48RA-VFDSREv0nVE7oDOqED4/s320/tn-logo.gif" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><strong>Doh! The Technorati Monster escaped again.<br /></strong>We're scouring the blogosphere attempting to find it. Back in a flash!<br /><br />This is what happens when technorati looses your blog. Who the hell came up with borked?</div><div align="center">(yea that's what it said BORKED.)<br />Ain't that a Bitch... </div>TGhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17038337590175548064noreply@blogger.com0