Why Condoms Come In Boxes Of 3, 6, And 12

A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son.
They happen to walk by the condom display, and the
Boy asks, 'What are these, Dad?'
To which the man matter-of-factly replies, 'Those are called condoms, son.
Men use them to have safe sex.''
Oh I see,' replied the boy.' Yes, I've heard of that in health class at school.'
He looks over the display and picks up a Package of 3 and asks, 'Why are there 3 in this package?'
The dad replies,
'Those are for high schoolboys, one for Friday, one for Saturday, and one For Sunday.
'Cool' says the boy. He notices a 6 pack and asks,
'Then who are these for?'
Those are for college men,' the dad answers,
'TWO for Friday, TWO for Saturday and TWO for Sunday.'
'WOW!' exclaimed the boy, 'then who uses THESE?' he asks, picking up a 12 Pack.
With a sigh and a tear in his eye, the dad replied,
'Those are for Married men. One for January, one for February, one for March........'

Happy St Patricks day All

So Freakin' Funny

This was so funny that I had to change my drawers.
I think I watched this a thousand times, I just can't
get enough. For some weird reason I find the nerdy girl
kinda hot, I don't know.

Learn Chinese in 5 minutes

Learn Chinese in 5 minutes (You MUST read them aloud)

English	Chinese
That's not right	Sum Ting Wong
Are you harboring a fugitive?	Hu Yu Hai Ding
See me ASAP	Kum Hia Nao
Stupid Man	Dum Fuk
Small Horse	Tai Ni Po Ni
Did you go to the beach?	Wai Yu So Tan
I bumped into a coffee table	Ai Bang Mai Fu Kin Ni
I think you need a face lift	Chin Tu Fat
It's very dark in here	Wai So Dim
This is a tow away zone	No Pah King
Our meeting is scheduled for next week	Wai Yu Kum Nao
Staying out of sight	Lei Ying Lo
He's cleaning his automobile	Wa Shing Ka
Your body odor is offensive	Yu Stin Ki Pu
Great	Fa Kin Su Pa

Special Funny Female Medicines

Author: akhilesh

This article presents very funny female medicines.These funny female medicines are as follows:


Dami Toll
Take 2 and the rest of the world can go to hell for up to 6 hours.

St. Mom’s Kort
It is a Plant extract that treats mom’s depression by making pre Schoolers unconscious for up to 2 hours.

Empty Gestrogen
Highly effective suppository that eliminates melancholy by enhancing the memory of how awful they were as teenagers and how you couldn’t wait till they moved out.

Pepto Simbo
Liquid silicone for single women. It increases breast size, decreases intelligence, and improves flirting.

Dumerol
When taken with Pepto Simbo, it can cause low IQ causing enjoyment of music.

Flipitork
Increases life expectancy of commuters by controlling road rage and flipping off other drivers.

Anti Boytiks
It is highly effective in improving grades, freeing up phone lines, and reducing money spent on make-up.

Meni-Cillin
It is Potent antiboyotic for older women. Increases resistance to such lines as, “You make me want to be a better person… can we get naked now?”

Vuyagra
It is a Injectable stimulant. It is generally taken before shopping. It Increases duration of spending spree and potency.

BuyOne all
When combined with Vuyagra, can cause an indiscriminate buying frenzy so severe the victim may even come home with a Donny Osmond CD or an Anna Nicole Smith exercise video.

Jack Aspirin
It Relieves headache caused by a man who can’t remember your birthday, anniversary or phone number or something important.

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