Magic Crystal Ball

I think that you will love this one. It blew my mind, knida freaky, a little dark forces working here, or maybe just a little math....Check it Out :Magic Crystal Ball

Can you read this?

Can you read this?

Olny srmat poelpe can.

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! Just a quick reminder of how smart you really are!

I stole this from some website.......Sorry, I was drinking.

CONSIDER THIS!!

NOW I KNOW YOU CAN ALL APPRECIATE THIS ONE! For those of you who are sick to death of getting emails that tell you toforward to at least X number of people in the next 15 minutes so that wonderful things and miracles will happen if you do and there will be consequences if you don't, then you will enjoy this.

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(Thanks Rachel B for sending more worthless crap. Keep up the good work.)

Beer contains female hormones

Beer contains female hormones

Last month, National University of Lesotho scientists released theresults of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of femalehormones in beer. Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption. The theory is that beer contains female hormones (hopscontain phytoestrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women.

To test the theory, 100 men drank 8 pints of beer each within a 1 hour period. It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects:

1) Argued over nothing.

2) Refused to apologize, when obviously wrong.

3) Gained weight.

4) Talked excessively without making sense.

5) Became overly emotional.

6) Couldn't drive.

7) Failed to think rationally.

8) Had to sit down while urinating.

No further testing was considered necessary.

Technorati is borked right now

Doh! The Technorati Monster escaped again.
We're scouring the blogosphere attempting to find it. Back in a flash!

This is what happens when technorati looses your blog. Who the hell came up with borked?

(yea that's what it said BORKED.)
Ain't that a Bitch...

Twisted Sister

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TwistedSister... totally pissed off!
The ramblings and rants of the Twisted Sisters (who decided a blog was better than psychotherapy or anger management!)

For some reason I have an attraction to this blog. I guess I could

relate TwistedSister to group therapy, or a swift kick to the left nut .

I love these to insane ladies. They make you want to take your medication.

P.S. Don't forget to check out the archives on their site, there's lots of great stuff.

Whatever

Liam Lynch: United States of Whatever

You will absolutely freakin' love this. The first time I heard this I was Like....Whatever! You all will love me for turning you on to such a masterpiece of musical art.