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Sunday, September 23, 2007

Special Funny Female Medicines

Special Funny Female Medicines



Author: akhilesh


This article presents very funny female medicines.These funny female medicines are as follows:


Dami Toll
Take 2 and the rest of the world can go to hell for up to 6 hours.

St. Mom’s Kort
It is a Plant extract that treats mom’s depression by making pre Schoolers unconscious for up to 2 hours.

Empty Gestrogen
Highly effective suppository that eliminates melancholy by enhancing the memory of how awful they were as teenagers and how you couldn’t wait till they moved out.

Pepto Simbo
Liquid silicone for single women. It increases breast size, decreases intelligence, and improves flirting.

Dumerol
When taken with Pepto Simbo, it can cause low IQ causing enjoyment of music.

Flipitork
Increases life expectancy of commuters by controlling road rage and flipping off other drivers.

Anti Boytiks
It is highly effective in improving grades, freeing up phone lines, and reducing money spent on make-up.

Meni-Cillin
It is Potent antiboyotic for older women. Increases resistance to such lines as, “You make me want to be a better person… can we get naked now?”

Vuyagra
It is a Injectable stimulant. It is generally taken before shopping. It Increases duration of spending spree and potency.

BuyOne all
When combined with Vuyagra, can cause an indiscriminate buying frenzy so severe the victim may even come home with a Donny Osmond CD or an Anna Nicole Smith exercise video.

Jack Aspirin
It Relieves headache caused by a man who can’t remember your birthday, anniversary or phone number or something important.

Article from :


Optical Illusions

Article Source: http://www.articlesbase.com/humor-articles/special-funny-female-medicines-208834.html



About the Author:

Akhilesh kumar

admin of FunnyJunk

Thursday, September 20, 2007

Sugar Frosted Goodness!: Dont play with your food!


Josh Hoye
I found this great site called Sugar Frosted Goodness! that I wanted to share with
all of you. Browse around this site and check out some
great art, like this one by artist Josh Hoye.

Wednesday, September 19, 2007

Magic Crystal Ball

I think that you will love this one. It blew my mind, knida freaky, a little dark forces working here, or maybe just a little math....Check it Out :Magic Crystal Ball

Thursday, September 6, 2007

Can you read this?

Can you read this?
Olny srmat poelpe can.

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! Just a quick reminder of how smart you really are!

I stole this from some website.......Sorry, I was drinking.

CONSIDER THIS!!

NOW I KNOW YOU CAN ALL APPRECIATE THIS ONE! For those of you who are sick to death of getting emails that tell you toforward to at least X number of people in the next 15 minutes so that wonderful things and miracles will happen if you do and there will be consequences if you don't, then you will enjoy this.
(Thanks Rachel B for sending more worthless crap. Keep up the good work.)

Beer contains female hormones

Beer contains female hormones

Last month, National University of Lesotho scientists released theresults of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of femalehormones in beer. Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption. The theory is that beer contains female hormones (hopscontain phytoestrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women.
To test the theory, 100 men drank 8 pints of beer each within a 1 hour period. It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects:
1) Argued over nothing.
2) Refused to apologize, when obviously wrong.
3) Gained weight.
4) Talked excessively without making sense.
5) Became overly emotional.
6) Couldn't drive.
7) Failed to think rationally.
8) Had to sit down while urinating.
No further testing was considered necessary.

Technorati is borked right now



Doh! The Technorati Monster escaped again.
We're scouring the blogosphere attempting to find it. Back in a flash!

This is what happens when technorati looses your blog. Who the hell came up with borked?
(yea that's what it said BORKED.)
Ain't that a Bitch...

Twisted Sister


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TwistedSister... totally pissed off!
The ramblings and rants of the Twisted Sisters (who decided a blog was better than psychotherapy or anger management!)
For some reason I have an attraction to this blog. I guess I could
relate TwistedSister to group therapy, or a swift kick to the left nut .
I love these to insane ladies. They make you want to take your medication.
P.S. Don't forget to check out the archives on their site, there's lots of great stuff.

Sunday, September 2, 2007

Whatever

Liam Lynch: United States of Whatever

You will absolutely freakin' love this. The first time I heard this I was Like....Whatever! You all will love me for turning you on to such a masterpiece of musical art.

Thursday, August 30, 2007

12 Volt Battery Hack!

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12 Volt Battery Hack! You'll Be Surprised...
Sometimes I feel So Dumb, but this is
so simple, and brilliant. All I got to say
is thank goodness someone out there is
thinking of stuff like this.
(I wish I knew this before I bought a $600 kinetic watch.....ok
ok ok I stole it at a funeral but the guy won't miss it )

Wednesday, August 29, 2007

Cats Listening to music

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A buddy of mine sent this link to me, and it had me
rolling on the floor. I didn't want to post it
but his cat gave me a call and threatened me with a left paw
to the chin and a right cross paw to the nose. So
here it is Mr. Steve Perry the cat, (that's my buddies cat's name)
Cats Listening To Music
Enjoy!

Saturday, August 25, 2007

Lonely girl 15???

A Hot Date with LonelyGirl15

I seriously believe that this is something that could happen to me... I haven't taken one for the team yet, but the day will come.

Sunday, August 19, 2007

Funny Karate

This is just as funny as watching people slip on ice.

Thursday, August 16, 2007

Really Cool Illusions


I found another great site with
magazine illusion tricks. There
is also a slew of other great
photos. Definitely worth
a looksie, but I guess you can't
go wrong with a site called
"Damn Cool Pics" can you.
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Sunday, August 5, 2007

Breakdance Baby



I thought this was just great. Kinda long but while
I was watching this I thought, There has to be some
cop or crazy mom or child welfare worker or someone
that just wants to strangle these parents. Oh well I
though it was funny.

BreakDance



I used to be this good, until i was
break dancing in the street. Yea, got
hit by a car...A word to the wise Don't
break dance in the street.

Sunday, July 29, 2007

Anger Management........Duh!

Top 10 Signs That You Have An Anger Problem
By Newton Hightower

1. You display your middle finger on the dashboard before you start the car.

2. There are more holes in the walls of your house than there are craters on the moon.

3. You thought the movie “Natural Born Killers” was a documentary.

4. You joined the Beer & Gun Club.

5. Your definition of Anger Management is managing to program the VCR without throwing it across the room first.

6. Your bumper sticker reads: How’s My Driving? Call 1-800-EAT-SH%T ext. AND-DIE.

7. You were banned from the Beer & Gun Club.

8. The bulging vein in your forehead pulsates to the beat of La Cucaracha.

9. Your idea of a relaxing evening is to kick back with a case of beer and watch the glow of the bug zapper.

10. Your list of people to get back at is longer than your tax return.

About The Author

Newton Hightower is the Director of The Center for Anger Resolution, Inc. in Houston, Texas, and author of the new book "Anger Busting 101: New ABCs for Angry Men and the Women Who Love Them." Visit Newton's website for anger- busting ideas and a free email newsletter filled with guest articles and tips for husbands, wives, and therapists. http://www.angerbusters.com

newton@angerbusters.com

Article Source: http://EzineArticles.com/?expert=Newton_Hightower

Thursday, July 26, 2007

If Jacko is Wacko?????




If Jacko is Wacko.....I don't want to know this guys story.

Friday, July 20, 2007

What the.....

This is a variation on a lighter trick that a friend of mine does
with a set of eyes on a lighter, but this one is great too.
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Sunday, June 17, 2007


I seduced the officer in the background into
going back home and making sweet monkey love...
Just kiddin' I wasn't that drunk

Wednesday, May 23, 2007

Sunday, May 6, 2007

Sunday, March 25, 2007

Vacation Pic

I vacation on the moon, and
wouldn't ya know it!!!!
I Just Can't Win.

Friday, March 9, 2007



What's the World coming to??????

Sunday, February 4, 2007

You gotta check these guys out...

Knucka is a high-energy band based out of southwestern Colorado. The band consists of five members whose individual musical backgrounds and influences form a catalystic chemistry of one original sound. Knucka reaches a wide variety of fans in one way or another. With flavor from Rock-n-Roll, emotion from the Blues and Country, and the energy from Punk-Rock comes a unique, full-throttle, boot-stompin’ good-time called Knucka. (knucka.net)

You gotta check these guys out. Seriously one of the
best live bands that I have ever seen. Check out their site, download free music, and
tell your friends. You won't be disapointed.

Saturday, January 20, 2007

Sunday, January 7, 2007

Nuff Said....



Err... Uhh... Duh!!!!

Monday, January 1, 2007